It’s Canada Day, so congrats.
You Canucks surely think that we’re bats.
And I have to concede
That you’re right. If I need
To flee Trump, do you have any flats?
Tags: Canada, Canada Day, Donald Trump, Holiday Humor, July Holidays
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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Yes!
Empty flats here await in my city
Because for you all, I have pity
Come to Vancouver Isle
Turn your frown to a smile
Here the politics isn’t too shitty.
Thanks, Mad, for acknowledging this special day for us Canuckleheads. Much appreciated!
If *Trump* wins, I’m calling it quits.
But I can’t go to Canada. It’s
Very probably going
To be overflowing
With fed-up expatriate Brits.
There once was a Donald named Trump
Who stupidly went on the stump.
He trumped up some lies
And applied orange dyes
To his hair and his face and his rump!
A little late getting to your Canada Day limerick, but I surely appreciate it.
I will be in Europe when you people have your election, and I’ve told my husband that I’m going to jump ship when my plane lands at Heathrow, and ask for refugee status in Britain, or, preferably, Scotland.
PS
If I were you, I’d jump at that invitation to Vancouver Island. It is beautiful.