Sea of Disappointment (Limerick)
A fellow was given the slip
By a woman aboard a large ship.
He’d thought her his mate —
His ocean trip fate —
But he never had time to unzip.
Happy World Oceans Day! (June 8)
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Bawdy Humor, June Holidays, Maritime Humor, Ocean Humor, Ocean Travel Humor, Odd Holidays, Sea Humor, Sea Travel Limerick
I’ve heard of a hooker named Leeman
It’s said that she fucks like a demon
And she causes commotion
For just like the ocean
She’s often seen swallowing se(a)men.