Happy “Odometer Day!” (Limerick)
An odometer’s great when I drive,
As I try to guess when we’ll arrive.
But I also get mileage
From lims — even smileage.
But no limming while driving — no jive!
May 12th is National Odometer Day.
Tags: Car & Driving Humor, Driving Humor, May Holidays, Odd Holidays, Odometer Day, Odometer Humor
Can you imagine my dismay on seeing an odometer lim on National Limerick Day? So I wrote one myself:
It’s National Limerick Day!
Grab your muse and your laptop—let’s play!
And they needn’t be naughty.
Oh, screw it—be bawdy!
There once was a gal from Calais…