Limerick Ode And Haiku To Lost Sock Memorial Day
AWOL socks are a grim laundry given;
Former pairs inexplicably riven,
Dresser drawers oddly littered
With orphans, embittered
And wond’rin’ where old mates are livin’.
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Yet another sock
Has escaped; it’s on the run.
AWOL! Or eaten.
May 9 is National Lost Sock Memorial Day. And December 4 is National Sock Day.
Tags: Clothing Humor, December Holidays, Fashion Humor, Footware Humor, Lost Sock Memorial Day, May Holidays, National Sock Day, Odd Holidays, Socks, Sorting Socks Humor
