Over-Excited About “No Pants Day?” Please Keep Your Pants On!
A man who was known for his rants
Was caught on the street with no pants.
He was standing half-nude
With a bellicose tude,
On par with his usual stance.
But he HAD a defense for his act
That accounts for the clothing he lacked;
The fellow’s fine mission
Was spur recognition —
“No Pants Day’s” today! That’s a fact.
Happy “No Pants Day!” (First Friday of May)
Tags: Clothing, Clothing Humor, May Holidays, No Pants Day, Odd Holidays
To go to work sans pantalones
Takes a worker with major cojones
And if through his briefs
You infer his beliefs
Well that’s a significant bonus.
An important initiative, Mad, at a time when several would-be emperors seem blithely unaware of their own pantlessness. One’s reminded of the old British description for various types of harlotry: “All fur coat and no knickers”. Anyway, given the particular closeness of No Pants Day to No Socks Day this year, we over here at the Daily Doggerel decided to celebrate both on the latter, namely 8 May. So the following appeared that day – accompanied by a highly on-topic cartoon by the talented Emilie Vercruysse (but I can’t see a way of uploading that here):
On No Socks Day, lines of ants may
Queue up. No sycophants, they
May tickle your feet
But that’s more discreet
Than what they just did on No Pants Day.