Limerick Ode To Chopsticks
Happy National Chopsticks Day! (February 6)
Eating East Asian food drives me nuts.
The reason? Alas, I’m a klutz
And am dreadful with chopsticks;
I frequently drop sticks…
So must stick to a fork like a putz.
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Well thank you! Glad to see I’m not the only one suffering from the effects of one of mankind’s most impractical tools…
One thing I do not understand
How they eat rice with chopsticks in hand
‘Cause I hold on in vain
To each little white grain
With two twigs that I cannot withstand!