The Felonious Feline (Limerick)
Just in time for National Cat Day (Oct 29):
Dear cat, you can’t dupe me with purr-bull,
And you don’t deserve anything herbal.
No treats and no pity,
Felonious kitty!
I’ve proof that you’ve eaten my gerbil.
Tags: Animal & Pet Humor, Cat Day, Cat Humor, Feline Verse, Gerbil Humor, National Cat Day, October Holidays, Odd Holidays, Pet Poems
How much do you want for your cat?
My house contains mice and a rat
My own cat is lazy
And I’m going crazy
‘Cause I don’t know why he’s like that.
Or hey! We can trade cats instead
Your gerbils would never be dead
My cat is too nice
To hurt rodents or mice
But your cat here will sure be well-fed!