Happy National Knife Day! (Limerick)
Happy National Knife Day. (August 24)
It’s “Knife Day,” so celebrate knives.
Give that weapon/utensil high fives.
But don’t wave it aroun’.
Kindly put that knife down
To ensure that each rev’ler survives.
Tags: August Holidays, Kitchen Humor, Knife Day, National Knife Day, Odd Holidays, Silverware Humor, Utensils, Weapons