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Happy World Naked Gardening Day (1st Saturday of May)

Happy World Naked Gardening Day (1st Saturday of May)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Naked Gardening Day is tomorrow.
As I write this, I shudder with sorrow.
So I strongly advise:
Stay indoors, avert eyes…
Or give gard’ners some clothes they can borrow.

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One Response to “Happy World Naked Gardening Day (1st Saturday of May)”

  1. Bob Dvorak says:
    May 2, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    I admit, thinking gard’ning sans clothes
    (Check it out, dear! How LONG is his hose…!)
    Is a tad bit of tacky
    On top of plain wacky.
    I’ve neighbors! I MUST think of those!