How NOT To Butter Up Your Waiter (Limerick)
How NOT To Butter Up Your Waiter (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
When given some butter — a dollop,
She said “More, and don’t loll! Hurry! Lollop!”
On the waiter’s return
With a butter-filled urn,
She threw the urn, earning a wallop.
Tags: Butter Humor, Eating Limerick, Food Humor, Restaurant Humor, Rudeness, Rudeness Humor, Waiter Verse
