Verse for the Birds (Limerick and Quatrain)
Happy “National Bird Day!”
A birder who’d frequently swear
His toupée was in fact his real hair,
Was caught by a gust,
And his toupe, not just mussed,
Flew the coop, leaving pate rather bare.
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“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” —
People tell me that all of the time.
Such axioms give me a pain in the tush.
Were I queen, I would make them a crime.
Tags: Animal & Pet Humor, Aphorism Humor, Axioms, Bird Humor, Birds, January Holidays, Odd Holidays, Quatrain Humor, Quatrains
A Birder who’d frequently swear
His Toupee was in fact his real hair
He was caught by a gust so
His head was all bared and so was his beard
and he said that’s damn well not fair!