What NOT To Say To A Limerick Contest Judge (Limerick)
There are some things you should NEVER say to someone who’s judging a limerick (or other poetry) contest. So I was amused to read that Pat Myers (who presides over the weekly Washington Post Style Invitational contests) received this message from a limerick contest entrant:
First of all I truly despise poetry in any and all of it’s forms. Mainly because I am horrific at both interpreting and creating it. Now on to my entries:
In my opinion, if you’re going to say something that stupid, the least you can do is say it via limerick. Perhaps something like this:
You should know that I truly despise
Ev’ry verse form, no matter the guise.
I can NOT even glean
What my own poems mean.
Now hurry and send me a prize.
And speaking of limerick contests, last week’s Limerick-Off is running for a second week, due to the holiday weekend. So please keep your limericks coming and post them here:
Tags: Limerick Contest, Limerick Writing Contest, Poetry Contest, Washington Post Limerick Contest, Writing Competitions
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