Limerick Ode To “National Orgasm Day”
Limerick Ode To “National Orgasm Day” (July 31)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
It’s “National Orgasm Day.”
Just one day? I’m dismayed and say “Nay!”
To limit “Big Os”
Surely cries out for “NOs.”
I propose: Make it daily! Okay?
Tags: Bawdy Humor, Big O Humor, July Holidays, National Orgasm Day, Odd Holidays, Orgasm Humor, Sex Humor
Is this like National Pickle Week?
A Cinematic Interpretation
“I’ll have what she’s having,” you say
On National Orgasm Day.
She says, “Ooh!” and then “Oh!”
And then “Don’t ever go!”
And you never guess it’s just play.
It’s a day set aside meant to thrill ya,
Not a limit of when to fulfill ya.
With a wink and a N.O.D.
You’ll be screaming MY GAAAAWWWD!
Hope a day-long orgasm won’t kill ya!
But what a way to go!!
i need to go celebrate.
celebrate. celebrate.
She’ll be coming around the Mountain when she comes.
And we’ll hear her on the mountain when she comes.
She’ll be screecin’ and a screamin
My god she may be creamin ‘
And we’ll all hear her screamin when she comes.
“Orgasm Day, mine, I’ll stake it.”,
She said, “I would never forsake it.”,
“Though, as usual ploy,
I don’t much enjoy,
While trying my best to to just fake it!
National Orgasm Day! Holy Cow!
What a blast. Slam! Bang! Bam! Dang! Wham! Pow!
But perhap this good news
Was just meant to amuse.
It’s too hard to believe. Oh come now.
Maybe National Orgasm Day
Was set up so that some men would pay
More attention to detail
When using their tail,
And give girls a better roll in the hay.