Would You Waste Your Bread On This?
Would You Waste Your Bread On This?
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Are you burning for your photo
To appear on toasted bread?
Do you sense that such a portrait
Might just help you get ahead?
Well, a spanking new invention
May be just the thing you need:
There’s a selfie-making toaster.
Butter egos … and then feed.
Tags: Bread, Food Verse, Inventions, Inventions Poem, Patent Humor, Photography Humor, Selfies Humor, Toaster, Toaster Humor
A burnt-sienna portrait on toast is a meal for rats & roaches, yum. Pick a color for your cell-phone cover w/vagina imprint. Butter egos, indeed. Can we just fix the environment & make wars come to a grinding halt & stop “inventing” useless junk? Everyone’s laffing at us. BRICS [Brazil, Russia, India, China, S. Africa] are seething they don’t have a seat at the int’l table. Luxembourg, Belgium & Netherlands [total population 30m] are shown more regard than China & India [both 1.3b people]. Alas, this wk, BRICS tossed in $50b & $100b to form ITS OWN World Bank & IMF. Watch out…this will affect every1’s lives. Goodbye American century of control.