Limerick of the Week (171)
It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off.
Congratulations to TIM JAMES, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse:
Rhett Butler reserved a nice suite
Where he and Miss Scarlett could meet.
But the bed had no linen.
The maid explained, grinnin’,
“Sir, frankly, I don’t give a sheet!”
Congratulations to CHRIS DOYLE, who wins this week’s Facebook Friends’ Choice Award for this limerick which received the most Facebook “likes.”
Ferlinghetti thinks status is sweet,
And for Ginsberg, renown is a treat.
But Jack Kerouac’s fame
Brings him obvious shame:
He’s becoming, well, read as a Beat.
And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) David McCormick a/k/a AdamantYves, Will T. Laughlin, Allen Wilcox, Scott Crowder, Robert Basler, Brian Allgar, Andrew Ryan, and Diane Groothuis. Here are their respective Honorable Mention limericks:
David McCormick:
I’ve married a woman who’s sweet,
One who constantly keeps herself neat,
One who cleans, one who cooks,
One who’s blessed with good looks.
I’m hoping these five never meet!
Will T. Laughlin:
The folks in the Honeymoon Suite
Are being a tad indiscreet.
Simple moans, groans and cries
Cause the staff no surprise —
But good god! What’s the source of that bleat?
Allen Wilcox:
Bragged the artist, “To paint is so sweet.
Slopping gobs on the sidewalk’s a treat.
I’ve done Pollock one better;
An opposites getter,
My work’s both abstract and concrete.”
Scott Crowder:
A man in the mood for a sweet,
Indulged in his favorite treat.
Though never a wuss,
He’s now a big puss.
They say that you are what you eat.
Robert Basler:
“Mademoiselle, are you over dix-huit?”
I would ask all the French chicks I meet.
If she’s 18 or older
I start to get bolder.
If she’s not, then I’m out of there, VITE!
Brian Allgar:
At Halloween, saucy and sweet,
A young lady was trawling my street
As the “Halloween Whore,”
So I opened the door,
And the trick that she turned was a treat.
Andrew Ryan:
My girlfriend is terribly sweet,
And I tried to propose in a Tweet.
But I’ve just asked if she
Would marinate me.
God-damn you dumb Auto-complete!
Diane Groothuis:
A cellist was playing a suite
By Bach at a musical meet
To tunes contrapuntal.
She showed them full-frontal,
And they noted her boobs hit her feet.
Will T. Laughlin:
Bach went, while composing his Suite,
To a Gentlemen’s Club for a treat.
As he watched the girls dance,
Inspiration (by chance)
Sent him “Air on the G-String,” complete.
Congratulations again to all the winners for your wonderful limericks. And thanks to everyone for your fun submissions.
In the next couple of minutes I’ll be posting a new Limerick-Off, which gives you yet another opportunity to win Limerick Of The Week.
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Tags: Allen Wilcox, Andrew Ryan, Brian Allgar, Chris Doyle, David McCormick, Diane Groothuis, Limerick Contest, Limerick Of The Week, Robert Basler, Scott Crowder, Tim James, Will T. Laughlin, Writing Competitions, Writing Contest
Congrats to all! And thank you, Mad, for this fun contest. BTW, I hope you recover soon from whatever blindness caused you to overlook my limericks.
How to get a limerick accepted is a mystery to me as well, although clearly an interest in the relationship between the sexes – either direct or subtle – appeals to the Mad Kane and seems to help. I post several every week because I find writing them fun – and try and prefer to find an unusual slant – even if that is unlikely to win. As a result I have recently decided to do a “Wednesday Science Limerick” on my web site, with appropriate illustrations and background scientific information. The latest, on human evolution, is at Science Limerick
Great rhymes Tim, Chris and everyone alse.
Thank you again for letting us have fun, MADam!!!!
It seems some of you feel overlooked
And suspect that the win books are cooked.
Please do NOT be distressed;
Wit’s subjective, at best.
On this challenge, I hope you’ll stay hooked.