Brooklyn’s Nutty Penis Contest (Limerick)
I can’t possibly resist writing about Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Contest.
Brooklyn’s Nutty Penis Contest (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A contest for tiniest dick
Might strike you as utterly sick.
But “reverse chic” is “in,”
So a dick, short and thin,
By that measure might just do the trick.
Tags: Bawdy Humor, Brooklyn, New York City Verse, Penis Contest
When your willy is wee here’s a notion
Grab a tonic, a salve or a potion.
For the world is a slave
To the size of the wave
Whenever the ocean’s in motion.