Limerick Ode To National Absurdity Day
Happy National Absurdity Day! (November 20)
Limerick Ode To National Absurdity Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Today you can get a free pass
To be zany — do things that lack class:
It’s Absurdity Day,
So go your own way—
Skip backwards, dance nude, kiss a bass.
Tags: National Absurdity Day, November Holidays, Odd Holidays
The Republican Party declared
That absurdity always is paired,
Like Biden and me
(RFK would make three)
Whose birthday, Absurd Day, is shared.
Hope Fred Bortz got lotsa gifts, ca$h & hugs on 11/20.
How do I thank thee for Absurdity Day freedom? Lemme count the ways:
1) We’ll skip between the sheets.
2) We’ll dance under the porch.
3) I’ll kiss a bass but not boss’ ass.
4) We’ll rent a rainbow for a day.
5) Will spread pistachio gelato onto my salmon.
6) Will feed the mice between seductions [sedations?].