Without Common Sense, We’re Toast (Limerick)
I couldn’t possibly resist a title like this: “London firefighters urge ‘common sense’ after penis freed from toaster.”
Without Common Sense, We’re Toast (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
When devising some bedroom delights,
It ain’t right to try reaching new heights
With devices like toasters
And blenders and roasters,
Else your privates might need their last rites.
Tags: Advice Limerick, Bawdy Humor, Bedroom Humor, Kitchen Limerick, Safety Verse, Sex Humor, Toaster
I doubt it was meant to demean us
when practicing sexy extremis
toasty input is good
when you’re sporting the wood
but toaster extraction is hard on the penis
when trying some bedroom delight
be sensible sane yes that’s right
forget whips cuffs hot toasters
emergency guys will roast yer
a charred penis is not a nice sight
When I stop laughing at all these fabulous limericks…well…I’m amazed I can type! :)
Bravo! This is brilliantly clever- oh, my….
toast your desire with a kiss
an implement disturbs the bliss
if a toaster is heated
to get you sweeted
its bound to be a sure miss
making romance doth require good sense
with a toaster you cometh whence
I shout at you..go away
this isn’t the way that I play
how could you have been so dense
Mad, thank you so much. Talk about starting my day on a smile–actually it was a full belly laugh :-) the limerick is hilarious and the title—awesome:-)
I used to be a fire fighter and common sense had very little to do with the people we helped during calls – this had me laughing so hard I almost snorted coffee out my nose!
Wondered~~when I heard Leno mention it~~was he trying to tan his tool? Toasters are for toasting bread not roasting sausages. Did he say why? Was toaster plugged in? “Last rites to privates”~~good one. P.S. Betcha they’re his “publics”…seems like a social chap.