Limerick Ode To National Grouch Day
Happy National Grouch Day! (October 15)
Limerick Ode To National Grouch Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A cranky and grumbly old grouch
Would complain day and night from the couch
About money, TV
And his back, neck and knee.
That fellow’s divorced, I would vouch.
Tags: Bad Behavior, Grouches Humor, Husband Humor, Marriage Humor, National Grouch Day, October Holidays, Odd Holidays
I’ve been called a bit curmudgeonly
And I must admit begrudgingly
Most people on Earth
Get on my last nerve
And I really don’t like them touching me
Very funny. But he’s probably not divorced, just has a wife who thinks about it frequently.
I’d vouch the same, unless he found a grouchess to share his misery. I think Oscar on Sesame Street finally found a girl :-) Fun limerick!
Some people call me an old coot
My response? Well, I don’t give a hoot.
But I will give them notice,
In the contraption by Otis,
When the doors close my a$$ will go “POOT!”
Thanks so much for your verse and comments!