When Sex Is A Train Wreck (Limerick)
A striking headline: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks.
When Sex Is A Train Wreck (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There are folks who like sex when it’s risky.
Taking chances can make them quite frisky.
But sex on the tracks,
Is mad to the max.
Their coitus, I’d guess, involved whiskey.
Update: April 23 is “Take A Chance Day.”
Tags: Accidents, April Holidays, Bawdy Humor, Danger Limerick, Intercourse Humor, Odd Holidays, Railroad, Sex Humor, Take A Chance Day, Train Limerick, Train Tracks, Trains, Transportation
A couple with goal heaven sent,
To screw some on rails they were bent,
A train, ne’er expected,
They quickly detected,
And, rather than coming, they went.
Thanks for your limerick Chris! Nice punchline!