Bald Limerick
Happy “Bald Is Beautiful Day.” (September 13)
Bald Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A hot woman was very enthralled
With a man who was totally bald.
It wasn’t his smarts
Or his charm or his parts,
But the central AC he’d installed.
Update: Air Conditioning Appreciation days run from July 3 to August 15.
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a man who no longer had hair
said he really didn’t much care
if rain hit is noggin
of snow while on a toboggan
but he hated creating a glare
Alopecia means you’ve lost your locks,
By nature, disease, psychic shocks,
The term is derived,
From Greek, contrived,
Relating to a mangy fox.
“Delilah, you’re really quite cute,”
slurred Samson, as pissed as a newt.
“Oh Samson!” she said,
“Why not come back to bed?”
And now he’s as bald as a coot.