Limerick Ode To The Thong
Are you planning to celebrate National Underwear Day on August 5th? Hint: It involves going out in public wearing just underwear.
Before you do anything rash, you should probably read this limerick:
Limerick Ode To The Thong
By Madeleine Begun Kane
If you think you look good in a thong,
Double-check — throngs are certain you’re wrong.
Take a look from all sides.
Please use mirrors as guides.
You still think so? That bong must be strong!
Tags: Clothing, Clothing Humor, Fashion Humor, National Underwear Day, Odd Holidays, Thongs Limerick, Underwear Humor
The boxer wore briefs in the ring.
He preened and he sneered like “The King.”
Then his rival threw punches.
Soon his briefs were in bunches,
And out flopped his you-know-what thing.
No longer like Elvis, he cowered.
Above him, his conquerer towered,
Showing off her pink panties,
And other sweet scanties
Which in feminine glory were flowered.
And when the crowd roared out, “Hoorah!”
She unhooked and she whirled her lace bra.
Her assets displayed
For the vanquished all splayed
On the canvas–He called it a draw.
Wear your skivvies in public today?
At Victoria’s, publicists say,
“If you choose to indulge,
Don’t wear us to indulge —
We’re a Secret, not some exposé!”
Those are fun limericks Fred and Brendan!
So glad I managed to miss this one – National UNderwear Day, what will they think of next?
ok just had a terrible flashback to a guy i saw on the beach once i a thong, walkman pinned to the back as he ran…gee thanks…smiles.
Oh my….glad I like wearing my underware…UNDER my clothes. But thanks for the laughs! It is good to smile!
Always love stopping in for a good chuckle ~ peace, Jason
I definitely wouldn’t look good in a thong!
Anna :o]