Vacuous Limerick
Vacuous Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A vacuous gal who was vain
Had little upstairs, in the main.
But her body earned stares;
Men admired her wares,
Overlooking her thought-impaired brain.
(You can find more vain limericks here and body-related verse here.)
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Brain Limerick, Intelligence Humor, IQ Humor, Lookism Humor, Lust Humor, Physical Appearance, Relationship Humor, Stupidity, Vanity Humor
Oh, I love, ‘thought-impaired brain’ !
A man with two brains is not wiser
Than his well-meaning one-brained adviser,
For an air-headed gal
And her double D pal
Sets his little brain off like a geyser.
Isn’t that often the way?
Nice! I think the men wanted to perfect her … :-)
Fun limerick, Susan. Thanks everyone!
If the choice of a transplant was needed…
would men choose smarts over ‘arts’?
Just asking, as I’m not of that gender.
Men oft times they surrender
To primal and primitive
instead of helpfully inquisitive.
©JP/davh
(It’s not a limerick but than it didn’t start out to be anything…
it just grew…)
Nice Jules!