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Fashion Success … or Washout? (Limerick)

Have I got an invention for you: Moisturizing jeans!

Yes, according to at least one jeans manufacturer, denim dries out your skin. Unless, of course, you wear THEIR product: Wrangler’s “Denim Spa” jeans.

I swear that I’m not pulling your leg.

Fashion Success … or Washout? (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dreadful news for the dungaree-set,
Of a threat that may just make you sweat:
Denim dries out your skin!
That’s where “Spa” jeans fit in:
Rehydration’s their claim — sounds all wet!

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This entry was posted on Friday, January 18th, 2013 at 4:58 am and is filed under Fashion Humor, Limericks, Odd Trends, Physical Appearance. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

12 Responses to “Fashion Success … or Washout? (Limerick)”

  1. RMP says:
    January 18, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    cute. though I’m not so sure about these Rehydration jeans, they sound too good to be true… :)

  2. Victoria says:
    January 19, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    And I bet the cost of rehydration jeans dries out your wallet!

  3. Mary says:
    January 20, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    Ha…..yes I did see these jeans mentioned on television. Sigh. I won’t be buying.

  4. Sherry Blue Sky says:
    January 20, 2013 at 11:21 pm

    OMG, what next? hilarious, Madeleine!

  5. uneven steven says:
    January 21, 2013 at 3:25 am

    hmmm always learn something new when i read your posts :-)

  6. madkane says:
    January 21, 2013 at 4:04 am

    Thanks so much everyone for your kind comments!

  7. J Cosmo Newbery says:
    January 21, 2013 at 6:43 am

    I’m OK with wet t-shirts but rehydrating jeans? I think not.

  8. JulesPaige says:
    January 21, 2013 at 10:36 am

    Thanks for the laugh J Cosmo…
    But really sometimes guys who mow the lawn bare chested,
    they really need to put on a shirt :)

  9. Sara v says:
    January 21, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    They keep trying to lotion up everything–however, as I muse this–could make it easier to slide into…LOL

    Thank you Mad for another entertaining and witty piece :-)

  10. madkane says:
    January 28, 2013 at 3:04 am

    Thanks so much Sara, Jules, and J Cosmo!

  11. Ella says:
    February 1, 2013 at 1:09 am

    I need those ;D You are so fun!

  12. madkane says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:17 am

    Thanks Ella!