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Well-Endowed Limerick

Well-Endowed Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A man got a look at the titty
Of the well-endowed, lovely Miss Kitty
And imagined his life
With that gal as his wife
In his harem at Casa de Mitty.

(With apologies to James Thurber)

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5 Responses to “Well-Endowed Limerick”

  1. J Cosmo Newbery says:
    October 31, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    I wondered where you were going there for a minute… ;-)

  2. Rachel says:
    November 2, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    Hehe Haha. Love this one. We have a “Miss Kitty” in town that writes a sex column, and although I’m not positive she’s dated a “Mitt” I think this works on two levels for me. :) I hope you are well and safe in this storm!!

  3. madkane says:
    November 5, 2012 at 3:16 am

    Thanks Rachel and J Cosmo!

  4. Sara v says:
    November 6, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Oh Mad, I do love you and your humor–thank you for the laugh! Casa De Mitty (that was inspired ;-)

  5. madkane says:
    November 14, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    Thanks so much Sara. I really appreciate it!