Lusty Limerick

It seems I write unprintable limericks: I entered this year’s Washington Post Invitational limerick contest, and this one ended up in the Washington Post’s “cozy little shelter under the radar.”

Lusty Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Kindly expedite. Speed is a must.
Do it quick as you can — that’s my thrust.
Cuz I cannot express
What a sizable mess
Lack of dispatch would make of my lust.

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10 Responses to “Lusty Limerick”

  1. Manicddaily says:

    Ha. Just be careful not to bust – a gut or something else. k.

  2. Hahahaha, so, so awesome and filled with raunchy goodness!!!

  3. Taylor says:

    wow, hot and sizzling.

  4. luv a bawdy limerick nice!

  5. Meredith McMinn says:

    What better place for lust than in a “cozy little shelter under the radar?” (I think there’s a song in that!–or at least a parody: “Under the Radar”, to be sung to Under the Boardwalk.)

  6. Mary says:

    This definitely kept my attention!

  7. aprille says:

    Somebody at the paper had a sense of humour :-)

  8. Serena says:

    You are so good at this! This gave me such a wicked thrill…

  9. madkane says:

    Thanks so much everyone for your kind and enthusiastic words!