Limerick Ode To Olympic Beach Volleyball
Limerick Ode To Olympic Beach Volleyball
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Watch those barely clad women play ball
On the beach, keeping viewers in thrall,
Gals hoping to volley
Olympic wins. Golly!
I’m surprised they wear clothing at all.
Tags: Beach Volleyball, Clothing Humor, Fashion Humor, London Olympics, Naked Limerick, Nudity, Sports Humor
You know I’m not really a prude
But I don’t play ball in the nude
By all natural accounts
I have things that bounce
And even a few that protrude
You know I could really get hurt
By bouncing my things in the dirt
So give me some shorts
and support of some sorts
I’m really not all that pervert
seriously…how do they keep circulation in their butts and legs…those suits look a few years too small…
Ain’t that the truth!
Yes–I think they should make the men play in banana hammocks.
Very clever as always! And as spare and pointed as the suits! k.
Do men play beach volleyball?
It doesn’t seem likely at all.
All that sweat and macho
all that muscle and so
it is really quite implausiball.
haha….sometimes i’m wondering if that’s the reason why beach volley is so popular..smiles
well my famly have tickets for a match…so I’ll let you know what they think!! son-in-law exceedingly pleased!!!
Yes, I think it’s fairly obvious why this sport was included. Skeet shooting, otoh, still perplexes me.
Clever poem, Mad — clever responses too.
I don’t think I have one that will do.
I don’t have a tv
No sport do I see
So I can’t really write anything new.
This is cool and funny:)
Sexist outfits & uniforms…designed by males w/wee dix. Love Susan’s “banana hammocks.”
Nude volleyball would be so great
Just think of the views it would rate
Lacking a barrier
Problems get hairier
When sandy parts begin to grate
Thanks so much for your fun verse and enthusiastic comments!
what a fun entry for humor,
keep sharing.