Gunning For Father Of The Year? (Limerick)
Taking your baby son with you when visiting a hooker is probably unwise:
A man in Tuscaloosa may be charged with child endangerment after taking along his nine month old son during a meeting with a prostitute.
Once inside the motel room, another man entered and a fight broke out. Shots were fired while the baby was in the room, and a bullet grazed the father’s head.
Gunning For Father Of The Year?
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear dads, if your kid’s under one,
And you’re looking for prostitute fun,
A sitter’s a must;
Else forget about lust,
Or be labeled a son of a gun.
Tags: Babies Humor, Bawdy Humor, Children Limerick, Crime, Dads Limerick, Family & Relatives Humor, Law Humor, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Parenting Humor, Prostitutes Humor, Sex Humor
I saw my first hooker at nine
Months – I’m ahead of my time
Dad made the payment
For the night’s entertainment
My interest was just borderline
She might of thought me a rube
With no protection and no lube
and I didn’t want kaslopus
So daddy didn’t stop us
When I just reached for a boob
For you know as a nine-month male
I hadn’t a taste for tail
But a boob in the hand
Is enough for this man
And that act won’t land me in jail
That’s just plain scary.
Scary, indeed, Linda Ann! Thanks for your fun poem Mike!