My Telemarketer Hang-up (Limerick)
My Telemarketer Hang-up (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
My name’s on the “do not call” list,
But our phone rings non-stop, and I’m pissed.
“How’s my energy plan?”
Says a voice — not a man,
But a bot, energetic’ly dissed.
Tags: Bot Humor, Computer Humor, Do Not Call List, Energy Verse, Pet Peeves, Phone Humor, Sales Humor, Technology Humor, Telemarketers, Telephone Verse
I hate those type of calls too…
When I catch the drift
someone reading a script
it is something I can not bear
only one thing to do it’s old and not new
I calmly hang up in there ear!
I hear you, sister.
These calls, automated, nerve-wracking,
Impervious to my back-tracking,
Should be made illegal.
A good legal beagle
Would soon send these miscreants packing.
Thanks for your fun limericks Jann and Linda!