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National Nut Day — No Baloney! (Limerick)

October’s a big month for holidays. No, I’m not talking about Halloween. I’m referring to National Nut Day And National Bologna Day, October 22 and October 24, respectively. (And no, National Nut Day doesn’t celebrate politicians, although it should.)

National Nut Day — No Baloney! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

There’s a day for ‘most any old food—
Launched by salesmen, I’m forced to conclude.
October touts nuts
And bologna. Cold Cuts
Day is March, though. I plan to get stewed.

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3 Responses to “National Nut Day — No Baloney! (Limerick)”

  1. Pat Hatt says:
    October 20, 2011 at 7:43 am

    uggg days for food, they’ll name a day after anything.

  2. hansi says:
    October 20, 2011 at 9:39 am

    I’m looking forward to National This Nut Is Full Of Balagna Day in November 2012

  3. madkane says:
    October 23, 2011 at 2:38 am

    LOL! Thanks Pat and Hansi!