Telecommuting Limerick
Telecommuting Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A fellow who telecommuted
Had a short trip to work — undisputed.
His bed and PC
Were as close as can be.
Yet his tardiness got the guy booted.
Tags: Business Verse, Commuters, Computer Verse, Lateness Humor, PC Humor, Technology Humor, Telecommuting, Workplace & Career Humor
A fellow who telecomuted,
responding calls were executed
by robo calls he had made
so he was double paid
by work where he then commuted.
LOLOLOL Made me laugh out loud! Thank YOU~! :)
OK. Can’t resist. So here goes.
Telecommuting is gratefully cheap.
And a handsome profit we’re sure to reap.
With the price of gas so stubbornly steep
Sales will slow to a skimpy creep
Making oil companies certain to weep.
Bwah!!
A fellow who telecommuted
Was doubly fast when he tweeted
Thumb worked on the HP
Crossed the road in a jiffy
Pall bearers later had him hoisted
Madeleine, love the limerick. Please be safe during the oncoming hurricane, my best thoughts are with you.
Pamela
ha! your verses always make me smile :)
ha!
Wonderful.
When I grow up (if I do) can I please write great fun lymericks too?
Please forgive — I never could get the hang of spelling lymerick.
Now if we could just learn to telecommute blue collar work, that would be cool!
This one is priceless – I must send it to the person who is in charge of our telecommuting dept. She’ll love it :-)
hahaha nice one
Oh, Lord, there’s no escaping TRUE procrastination, is there? Great fun, Mad, so glad I stopped by, I needed the laugh! Love, Amy
Hot Town
Thanks so much everyone for your fun limericks and kind words!