Free Money (Limerick)
Free Money Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A man who was free with his money
Spent all of his cash on his honey.
When he fin’ly ran out,
She ran off with a lout,
Who bought her a coat made of bunny.
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Clothing Poem, Money & Finance Humor, Relationship Poetry
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there are too many louts in the world! = )
lol, how fun! Now, why did she leave him if he was so good to her? I guess she’s a bad egg, or she needed more than stuff, right :)
A man who was tight with his money
Wouldn’t spend any on his new honey
She failed to put out
And started to pout
Which he thought was pretty darn funny
see if he had to spend that much money something was already wrong…poor bunnies too…
Fake bunny?
Well done. Not many -unny rhymes to play with.
My take on the first line is here.
Thanks everyone for your kind words and comments! Thanks Hansi and J Cosmo for your verse!
Hahaha. Very cute.