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Hungry Limerick

Hungry Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A woman who always skipped lunch
Was invited to go to a brunch.
Did a brunch break her rule?
The thought made her drool,
So she went there, but only to munch.

( Written for break prompt from Thursday Theme and skip prompt from Lots of Laughter.)

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5 Responses to “Hungry Limerick”

  1. scott says:
    February 19, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    A woman who always skipped lunch,
    drank seven martinis for brunch.
    Then she seduced Quasimodo,
    rode the dude like a pogo,
    and said “wow, I just had a Hunch!”

  2. twitches says:
    February 20, 2011 at 10:12 am

    Well, I was going to respond using the word “hunch,” but I think that’s been taken.

  3. madkane says:
    February 21, 2011 at 11:57 pm

    LOL! Thanks scott and twitches. :)

  4. Nanka says:
    February 23, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    your limericks are great fun
    My mundane days do run
    You are good at humor
    This is not a rumor
    In fact you are number one

    You are simply amazing Madeleine!!

  5. madkane says:
    February 23, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    LOL and thanks for your kind words and verse, Nanka!