Edgy Limerick
Edgy Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
His cash flow had put him on edge,
And he needed a day to just veg.
He was stressed to the max
Over real estate tax,
And could not even fund his new hedge.
(Lots Of Laughter edge prompt)
Tags: Anxiety Humor, Cash Flow Humor, Gardening Humor, Hedge Funds, Home Limerick, Money Verse, Real Estate, Stress Humor, Tax Poetry
Edgy. Love it!!!
His cash flow had put him on edge
For him and his spouse it was a wedge
About money they fought
As they slid down toward naught
Now they’re both standing out on that ledge!
Life is hard when you’re livin’ on the edge.
But here’s what I’m willing to pledge
No more stocks or bonds
No shorts, no longs.
But my retirement portfolio I’m still gonna hedge.
Thanks, Elaine! And thanks for your limericks Jesse and Hansi!