We Jews Need A Christmas Limerick, STAT!
When I was growing up, my mother used to joke that “Christmas isn’t such Jewish holiday.”
We Jews do tend to feel left out of things this time of year. After all, Chanukah may be really, really long, but it just doesn’t have that Christmas panache. Ask Jon Stewart, if you don’t believe me.
So I think we Jews need a Christmas limerick, and I’ve written one in my late mom’s honor:
A Jewish Christmas Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
You’re Jewish and feeling left out?
We have holy days too we can tout.
So enjoy and feel chipper.
We’ve still got Yom Kippur.
On second thought, go ahead — pout.
Update: For those who pronounce Yom Kippur the other way, I’ve written an alternative B-rhyme for the 3rd and 4th lines. Here’s the alternate version:
A Jewish Christmas Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
You’re Jewish and feeling left out?
We have holy days too we can tout.
Ain’t you thrilled to your core
By the great Yom Kippur?
On second thought, go ahead — pout.
Tags: Chanukah, Christmas Humor, Christmas Limerick, December Holidays, Holiday Limerick, Jewish Humor, Jon Stewart, Religion Humor, Seasonal Poems
Truthfully if I understood Justice Kagan correctly there are times during Christmas I would rather take refuge at some Chinese restaurant myself.
If you’re Jewish and feeling left out,
Don’t sit there you mope and just pout.
Chicken soup for the sloth,
Is actually celebrating both,
So marry your daughter off to a Christian with clout
Beach Bum, yes you do understand her correctionly. And thanks for your fun limerick, Rose!