Naked Verse
It’s time for another Limerick-Off. I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:
A naked young woman named May…
Here’s mine:
Naked Verse
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A naked young woman named May
Posed for art classes nude ev’ry day.
She enjoyed being sketched
And liked sculpture, but kvetched
Herself hoarse posing naked on hay.
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Tags: Art Humor, Art School, Education & School Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Posing Nude, Sculpture, Sketching, Writing Prompts
A naked young woman named May,
Only took off her clothes for pay.
Then one day a male client,
He just felt so defiant,
And threw all her clothes away! :~)
A naked young woman named May
went outside in June just to play
Her august demeanor
made April seem cleaner
who was naked too – what a day!
A naked woman named May
met a man named Fay
they created twin babies
moving in cabbies
naming both big and small Lay!
From a naked young woman named May
The suitors would all stay away.
Despite having no clothes
She smelled, not like a rose,
But like meat in a state of decay.
A naked young woman named Mae
Was quite witty with things she would say
“I once was Snow White…
but I drifted” (to excite!)
Yes, the wild West could be quite risque!
A naked young woman named May
Came into this world for a stay
She never grew up
She looked like a pup
And when she left, suitors unrequited said hurray.
Whaddya want? It’s late :)
A naked young woman named May
Went to the city Bombay
She met a young Buddhist
Who was also a nudist
More I can’t say — too risque.
A naked woman named May
Walked into Sotheby’s one day
And the people were shocked
When the bust she knocked
Split into two right away !!!!
A naked young woman named Mae
knocked on the door at a soirée
of top referees and linesmen,
and cried, “Let the fun begin!”
For she knew there’d be no foul play
I’m really enjoying these. Thanks! And please keep them coming!
A naked young woman named May
Stepped out on the road a fine day
And stood there till the night
Much to her neighbours delight
Who had an eyefull without having to pay.
Said a naked young woman named May,
Turning red on the beach where she lay:
“I hadn’t quite planned
On a naturist strand;
This requires more Bain de Soleil.”
A naked young woman named May
Visited relatives in Santa Fe
Her extreme dishabille
Had enormous appeal
And now May is the Mayor, so they say…
A naked young woman named May
knelt down at her bedside to pray
But as she closed her eyes
her hand fell to her thighs
And the devil, instead, had his way
A naked young woman named May
took joy when a boy passed her way
“I’m in the pink!”
she said with a wink.
(Her meaining had no shades of gray)
A naked young woman named May
Could do it every which way.
Upside-down, sideways,
Left, right and tri-ways
This gal was one helluva lay!
A naked young woman named May
On Broadway, tried out for a play
It was about Hippies
Her dance was so trippy
She played the part every day
A naked young woman named May
Brought my breakfast of eggs on a tray.
The bacon was burned
And the butter had turned.
Still, I enjoyed her walking away.
A naked young women named May
She met a young man who was gay
The guy’s name was Mr Pratt
And the only thing he wore was a hat
Before you new it, they had their way in the hay
A naked young woman named May
Shockingly had nothing to say,
As she stood in line,
Looking quite fine,
And fielding dozens of offers to pay.
A naked young woman named May
When asked to explain said “Nay”
To all you upstarts
with lust in your hearts
Just tuck all that lust away
Romance is started like this
It all begins with a kiss
So set yourself down
and wipe off that frown
You’ll have this sweet May
bit by bit
My favors not given for free
So please…down on bended knee
with wallet in hand
the time will be grand
I can give you my guarantee
A naked young woman named May
Looked down at her bush in dismay
It had doubled in size
Then she realized
Where her lover had lost his toupee
A naked young woman named May
Attracted the gawkers all day
When I asked her about it
This answer she shouted:
“It’s a price I am willing to pay!”
A naked young woman named May
Fell asleep on a bright sunny day
Her front side got browned
But when she turned around
Her paler side was on display
A naked young woman named May
Watched boxers on TV all day
Her favorite? By golly
The young Muhammed Ali
She really loved those feats of Clay!
A naked young woman named May
Gave Grandad a kiss one day.
My Gran thanked her dearly
As it was so very nearly
That he managed a roll in the hay.
A naked young woman named May
Thought it time for a roll in the hay
Alas! Hubby’s working
But the neighbor’s always lurking
“Hey, Sam! Today’s your lucky day!”
A naked young woman named May,
Loved walking around just that way
Not so much her lover
He kept under cover
Hence, it wasn’t long that May let him stay.
A naked young woman named May,
Had a game that she loved to play
She’d garden in the back yard
And watch the neighbors get hard
The more there were, the better her day.
What a delightful assortment of limericks. Thanks everyone!