Decomposed Limerick
This isn’t a formal Limerick-Off. But feel free to “borrow” my first line, if you’re so inclined.
Decomposed Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A gal who was putting on airs
Kept attracting a great many stares.
It seems that her dress
Under strain and duress
Had split on her way down the stairs.
While her garb suffered decomposition,
She appeared not to know her condition.
She assumed that those glances
Were ill-bred advances —
Not gapes at her clothing’s attrition.
Tags: Apparel Humor, Clothes Humor, Clothing Poem, Embarrassing Experiences, Fashion Verse, Snobs, Stylish Humor
A gal who was putting on airs
Dropped her cute drawers on the stairs
Embarrassed for a nano-flash
She noticed a guy grab and stash
Her panties amid shocked peeks and glares
In an instant her attitude reverted
She strode toward her apartment (a converted)
She felt like a whore
To find the panties guy at her door
But she later found he wasn’t perverted
Turned out he was being polite
Quickly getting the undies out of sight
In the penthouse he was living
So soon she was giving
Him all her attention night after night
“You came to my rescue,” she said,
“And I call that using your head.
Only now every night
You can use it just right
Giving it to me here in my bed.”
LOL! Veralynne, what have I unleashed?:) Clearly, I’m a very bad influence.
A gal who was putting on airs
Was the subject of many dares..
She was really something, guys
I saw her with my own eyes
Making out with her man on the stairs.
A gal who was putting on airs
seemed to have nary a care
she was a rich Daddy’s girl
which made the rest of us hurl
She had beauty, no morals, no fair!
Fun limericks! Thanks.
What fun limericks! Would be interested what you thought of my cat piece :)