Hot Crossed Limerick (Updated)

I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:

A man who was known for his buns…

Here’s mine:

Hot Crossed Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A man who was known for his buns
Attracted most gals — even nuns.
How those dames would delight
In his ass oh so tight,
Ignoring his poor half-baked puns.

Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.

Update — Note: I will soon start announcing these Limerick-Offs via private email instead of FB messaging, because FB group messaging anti-spam policies are making it very difficult for me to send legitimate messages out to groups of twenty. (My Facebook Straits recounts just some of my difficulties with FB’s anti-spam controls.)

So if you’d like to receive private email notices letting you know I’ve posted a new Limerick-Off first line, please send me a private email to MadKane@MadKane.com with the subject line “Limerick-Off Announcement Request.” Thanks very much!

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23 Responses to “Hot Crossed Limerick (Updated)”

  1. Peter Metrinko says:

    A man who was known for his buns
    Took pleasure in mooning the nuns
    When he ran past the abbey
    Slapping sounds from his flabby
    Ass sounded like firing of guns

  2. A man who was known for his buns,
    Those cinnamon, big gooey ones!
    Said “Hey, have a chew,
    “It’s the yeast I can do
    “Very soon you’ll weigh in at two tons!”

  3. Jesse Levy says:

    A man who was known for his buns
    Had girlfriends galore – by the tons!
    He compared all the asses
    on those little lasses
    And now he’s got plenty of sons.

  4. Veralynne says:

    A man who was known for his buns…
    Sadly weighed almost two tons
    Though he looked kinda funny
    In the circus he made money
    But all he could attract were fat nuns

  5. Veralynne says:

    A man who was known for his buns…
    Had a penchant for collecting guns
    He kept running around
    Collecting all he found
    But it left little time for the hon’s.

  6. Dr. Goose says:

    A man who was known for his buns
    Could swing a mean bat with his “guns”,
    And the girls found it hot
    To ogle his trot
    After each of his many home runs.

  7. madkane says:

    These are delightful. Please keep them coming! Thanks!

  8. Mattn says:

    A man who was known for his buns
    Was suspected of being “for fun”
    Though this made him confused
    When he heard the news
    Bakery work never seemed to be done

  9. steve vitoff says:

    A man who was known for his buns
    Passed the business along to his sons
    With sales once prodigious
    The boys got religious
    And now sell them only to nuns

  10. Denise Kusel says:

    A guy once known for his buns
    Was addicted to watching reruns
    But the longer he sat
    His brain waves went flat
    And he forgot about the elections

  11. Barbara in VA says:

    A man who was known for his buns
    left his lovers scattered thither like crumbs
    “My face isn’t cute”
    He exclaimed with a hoot
    But my backside resemble ripe plums

  12. amanda says:

    A man who was known for his buns
    Was baking for all of his chums
    But the Dough Boy once said
    “Why I make better bread!”
    But all I get are the crumbs!

  13. Mark Kane says:

    A man who was known for his buns,
    Sought a partner with very nice guns.
    They’d make love all day,
    In every which way,
    Enhancing his stiff erections.

  14. Rinkly Rimes says:

    A man who was known for his buns,
    Declared ‘I know everyone shuns
    A rear like a blob!
    It cannot do its job!
    They must come in twos and not ones!’

  15. Neal P says:

    (Flattery. This one owes everything to Mark’s earlier entry)

    A man who was known for his buns
    had a friend with incredible guns
    He’d playfully tease’m
    til finally she’d seize him
    and received her comeuppance when done

  16. Neal P says:

    (More flattery. This one riffs on Peter’s nun image.)

    A man who was known for his buns
    caught his dad in a bed with some nuns
    Their eyes drifting nether
    the sisters chose whether
    they favored the Father or Son

  17. Neal P says:

    A man who was known for his buns
    often slept nude in the sun
    His beautiful torso
    was made even more so
    baked at high heat until done

  18. madkane says:

    What a fun selection of limericks. Please keep them coming. And Neal, you’re certainly prolific today. :)

    If anyone wants to be on my Limerick-Off first line announcement list, please send me an email. (Low volume email list — one or two messages per week.)

    Thanks!

  19. A man who was known for his buns
    Ate so many he developed the runs
    He thought lard was to blame
    To butter he changed
    Now, no matter, no BM comes.

  20. Linkmeister says:

    A man who was known for his buns
    Was also noted for puns
    When his friends groaned and muttered
    He left his doors shuttered
    And said “keep yapping; I’ve got tons!”

  21. Helen Jacobs says:

    A man who was known for his buns
    Sought help ‘gainst girls groping for fun.
    Called a friend in Nic’ragua
    Who sent him tap agua.
    Which he drank, thus inducing the runs.

  22. Vinnie Falcone says:

    Uh man dat wuz known fa his buns
    Asked fa help fum brot thievin’ Huns.
    I said “You cood break deir leg
    or fa deir lives, make dem beg
    Itsa cinch, ya just need some hand guns.”

  23. A man who was known for his buns

    sent his fellow man to other countries

    crossed over green grasses and lawns

    sold his product overseas

    all around the world

    to people, mothers and sons!