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Felonious Verse

Felonious Verse
By Madeleine Begun Kane

An elderly woman named Ellen
Was suspected of being a felon.
So what was her loot?
Some boots and a suit.
In prison dear Ellen’s now dwellin’.

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2 Responses to “Felonious Verse”

  1. Jesse Levy says:
    May 25, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    An elderly woman named Ellen
    Was known for her very loud yellin’
    A vendor on the street
    Thought her voice couldn’t be beat
    Now her yellin’ is used for his sellin’

  2. Lurker says:
    June 11, 2010 at 12:13 am

    An elderly woman named Ellen
    Met her beau in a bar, now they’re jellin’
    They’d take cash from old ladies
    Steal a friend’s new mercedes
    A bad seed, but there’s no way of tellin’