Criminal Ode
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Some crimes are quite flagrantly blatant—
Not subtle, nor secret, nor latent.
If the doer ain’t caught,
There’s a guy who’s been bought,
Or incompetence utterly patent.
Tags: Crime, Law Enforcement, Law Limerick
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
You can email her at madkane@madkane.com, visit her political humor blog, or stop by her home page.
Some crimes are done for song and rhyme
Like lovers in adultery enjoy their stolen time
They drive into a motel
And enjoy very well
Wipe the tell-tales, kiss hard and flee the scene of crime!