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Limerick Ode To National Grammar Day

I just found out that today, March 4th, is National Grammar Day. So I decided to celebrate with a limerick:

Limerick Ode To National Grammar Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane

It’s National Grammar Day. Wow!
Is syntax important? And how!
Though the rules may confuse,
You should never abuse
Our great language. So rules them learn now!!!

Related Posts: Stop Yelling!!!!!!!!!! and Yet Another National Grammar Day Limerick.

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3 Responses to “Limerick Ode To National Grammar Day”

  1. Linkmeister says:
    March 4, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Who speaks for the serial comma?

  2. Randy Lee says:
    March 5, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    There’s nothing that worsens my stammer
    Than Nazis policing my grammar.
    “Nouns and verbs must agree,
    Understand, Mr. Lee?”
    “Yes, I d-d-d-does” I cl-clamor.

  3. Mad Kane says:
    March 6, 2010 at 12:48 am

    Nice one, Randy.