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Dear Press: Clean Up Your Own Damn Mess!

Dear Press: Clean Up Your Own Damn Mess! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

We get headlines each March from the press:
“It’s Spring — Time To Clean Up Your Mess.”
Seems they’re too dumb to know
That we’re still getting snow.
Dear journos, stop giving me stress!

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2 Responses to “Dear Press: Clean Up Your Own Damn Mess!”

  1. One of the Guys says:
    March 3, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Thanks for a very fine read
    I hardly even had to plead
    We gave you props on our page
    Because you’re all the rage.
    I hope you’ll come and see the good deed.

    OK, that’s the best I could come up with on the FLY!

  2. madkane says:
    March 3, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    One of the Guys, thanks very much for the mention and for the limerick!