Crotchety Ode
A crotchety fellow named Rich
Would always complain, “Life’s a bitch!”
He griped and he grumbled
Whenever plans tumbled,
Cuz kvetching for Rich was his niche.
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Tags: Complaining, Writing Prompts
A crotchety fellow named Rich.
Was married to a senile old bitch.
He asked for cole slaw,
and got socked in the jaw,
His temperment blamed on the witch.
OK, my apologies- I never did believe this and it kind of stuck with me…
A crotchey fellow named Rich
Had a rifle he claimed had a glitch
His friend’s face he did nick
So apropros he’s called “Dick”
Yes, Cheney shot without nary a hitch!
A crotchety fellow named Rich
Dated until he was hitched.
He did not realize
His wife was a guy
Now he dresses like a “bad” witch. ;-)
A crotchety fellow named Rich
Look like Rod Blagovich
Until his hair went astray
On that one fateful day
And is now on Maury Povich.
Mine is here:
SLYSPACE – AN AMBITIOUS INTROVERT GOES ONLINE
A crotchety fellow named Rich
Lied whenever he twitched.
He wound up on FOX
With a head full of rocks
Now he talks like Newt Gingrich!
Thanks for your fun limericks!
Dropped by to get my weekly chuckle and snort. When I grow up, I wanna write limericks with a kick!
A crotchety fellow named Rich
Whose privates developed a twitch
Hoped his “problem” was cured
But instead was assured
He had a mean case of jock itch
A crotchety fellow named Rich
Was told not to marry the witch
He now has to explain
To a judge down on Main
Why he buried the bitch in a ditch
Thanks Tumblewords! And Ron and Catherine, you are quite the couple. :)