Multi-Task Madness

Perhaps I’m out of line, but I think that when you get behind the wheel of a gazillion pound motorized vehicle, turn the ignition key, get into gear, hit the gas, and begin to move, you should maybe … I don’t know … PAY ATTENTION.

This approach has many advantages. For example, if you carefully observe your fellow drivers, you can:

a: Pick up lipstick application tips from the woman going 65;

b: Place bets on how far into your lane the guy next to you will swerve while switching CD’s or poking his iPod; … (Multitask Madness continues here.)

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4 Responses to “Multi-Task Madness”

  1. val says:

    Hahaha, that made me laugh so hard. So very witty, dry and true. Please add to that list the guy eating Kentucky Fried Chicken out a box wedged between his legs as he runs a red light and the woman punching numbers into her cell phone while she simultaneously makes a left turn into the wrong lane.

  2. Su Prieta says:

    LOL! People never cease to amaze me when on the road driving. It always amazes me how people don’t bother to signal when they are going to come into your lane or slow down to a stop before turning. I feel like I am experienced enough to anticipate what a person is trying to do in advance, but it is still courteous (and safer) to signal me first so I don’t have to guess!

  3. madkane says:

    Thanks so much, Val and Su!

  4. kim says:

    nice, that makes me laugh in the middle of the night, it makes me look like a crazy while mom watching me…………….