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Me Gamble? No Dice!

Something tells me that writing this post amounts to begging for more spam. If so, I’ll just have to post some extra spam haiku.

But getting back to today’s joker of a topic, last year, when my husband Mark and I vacationed in Las Vegas, Mark gambled away twenty bucks — tops, and I didn’t gamble at all.  Okay, I did get on a plane, but other than that…  

And that brings me to today’s limerick:

Me Gamble? No Dice!
By Madeleine Begun Kane

You should never play cards on a lark
With a Vegas-style card-wielding shark.
Whether blackjack or poker,
Don’t deal with a joker
And gamble at being a mark.

UPDATE: Happy National Dice Day, December 4th!

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3 Responses to “Me Gamble? No Dice!”

  1. paisley says:
    October 29, 2007 at 5:41 am

    what fun!!! a pleasure as always!!!!

  2. Susan Helene Gottfried says:
    October 30, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    Very cute! And too true, too.

  3. madkane says:
    November 1, 2007 at 1:22 am

    Thanks paisley and Susan!