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Married To Money

Married To Money
By Madeleine Begun Kane

He’s a cheapskate, so stingy with cash,
That he threw an embarrassing bash:
When his daughter was wed
He paid eight bucks a head,
So no band, booze, or blooms — only hash.

I have lots more money humor here.  And don’t forget to enter my money-themed limerick contest with money prizes. Okay, not a lot of money, but still…

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3 Responses to “Married To Money”

  1. Everyday Disasters » Carnival of Family Life - June 25 2007 says:
    June 24, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    […] In Mad Kane’s world this may be a Father’s Day submission although June weddings might have brought Married to Money on. If you’re good with Limericks check out her contest too. […]

  2. Retire Young and Wealthy » Blog Archives » Carnival of Money Stories #15 says:
    June 25, 2007 at 12:26 am

    […] Madeleine Begun Kane writes a limerick: Married To Money Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. […]

  3. 91 Ways To Wealth: The Carnival of Personal Finance, Epic Journey Edition » Silicon Valley Blog About Money says:
    June 25, 2007 at 8:08 am

    […] Laugh along with Madeleine Begun Kane from Mad Kane’s Humor Blog with her limerick Married To Money. Thanks for brightening up my day. -ooOoo- […]