Bill Collection Time (A Legal Limerick)
Bill Collection Time (A Legal Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The judge viewed your case with derision,
So he rendered an adverse decision.
But when paying my bill,
Do not bear me ill will,
‘Cause I saved you from going to prison.
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Tags: Accounts Payable Humor, Bills, Courthouse Humor, Criminals, Judge Humor, Law Humor, Legal Satire, Money & Finance Humor, Prison Humor
My advocate charged me a fee
That I thought was too much, just a wee
When I asked for the reason
He said, “It’s golfing season
And I just bought a plasma TV.”
Fun one, Paul. Thanks for posting!
I never object to a cash fee
But innocence was prima facie,
So the check bears a date
Set by my estate
Payable after they gas me.
Delightfully morbid, Doug. :)