Keeping Abreast Of Bras
Keeping Abreast Of Bras
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There are gals who view bras as a gift,
For without ’em their breasts are adrift.
But other gals spurn ’em,
And some even burn ’em,
Giving men (and some women) a lift.
(In case you missed my Wonderbra song parody it’s here.)
UPDATE: Don’t forget to enter my Mother’s Day limerick writing contest. The deadline is May 12, 2007 and there are money prizes for the best two limericks.
Tags: Bra Humor, Brassieres, Breast Humor, Feminism Satire, Undergarments Humor, Underwear Humor
I say burning those bras is a bold
Cry for freedom but gals must be told
That boobs hanging free
May soon touch the knee
As the gravity starts taking hold!
:D
Thanks for sharing your limerick, aparna!
I love women who love bras
All shapes and sizes, maybe some extra
Support or fashion are good reasons
There must be a bra for all seasons!
So, please don’t go and burn those bras!
Hmmm, it’s starting to sound like guys like bras more than women do. :)
I love bras and I’m a guy
I’m sure you’re wondering why
It’s simple, really nothing strange
You see, I don’t get tempted when it rains
Those pointy things won’t poke my eye!
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Oh how I hate bras…I’d take tank tops with those built-in bras that don’t do squat any day over a bra that makes me feel as if I’m about to suffocate throughout the day!
“In days of olde,
So we are told;
The bra was not yet invented:
They wiggled and jiggled,
And sometimes they giggled;
Alas–could not be prevented!”
Seriously, I love what bras support . . . but frankly, I do have a serious
appreciation for women “doing without”, regardless of size. Their
breasts don’t even have to move: I just like the “natural-ness” of
breasts that are not all “strapped up”, as it were. And there is no
truth to the rumor that without “modern-day bra technology” that
women’s breasts would sag prematurely. Its simply is not so.
The funny thing is that when bras first became common, older
women disdained both the garment and the wearers of them,
claiming frequently . . . “She only wears that thing to attract men!”
Again, not so. We men simply adore nice boobs: there’s simply
nothing so pleasant and soft as a woman’s breasts touching your
face. Must we think that it’s any more complicated than that?