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It’s Not That I Don’t Like Movies, But…

It’s Not That I Don’t Like Movies, But…
By Madeleine Begun Kane

I prefer to catch movies at home,
Not in theaters where tall fellows roam.
There they prowl, on the hunt
For the seat right in front,
To bestow a great view of their dome. 

Update: April 23 is National Movie Theater Day.

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4 Responses to “It’s Not That I Don’t Like Movies, But…”

  1. Bonnie says:
    April 7, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    Or the guys with the noisy snacks…

    I can’t think of anything to rhyme.

    …who sit at my backs…

    I give up!

  2. madkane says:
    April 9, 2007 at 11:19 pm

    Who have coughing attacks. :)

  3. Clay says:
    April 19, 2007 at 10:34 pm

    This still needs work, but it makes me giggle:

    I go to the movies with mimes.
    For there may be more hideous crimes
    (Though I’m not sure just what)
    Than busting a gut
    At the most inappropriate times.

  4. madkane says:
    April 20, 2007 at 12:53 am

    Fun one, Clay! You should enter my upcoming limerick contest — to be announced very soon. The topics will be money and/or taxes.