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Litigation Ode

Litigation Ode
By Madeleine Begun Kane

“You don’t care about others. You’re callous,”
Said the plaintiff, with undisguised malice.
“Well, you haven’t been sweet,”
He replied in a beat,
“Since the night that we wed, my dear Alice.”

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5 Responses to “Litigation Ode”

  1. An Island Life » Carnival of Family Life #42 says:
    February 19, 2007 at 1:22 am

    […] Mad Kane is at it again. Read her hilarious poem . . . Litigation Ode. […]

  2. JHS, Esq. says:
    February 19, 2007 at 5:38 am

    That’s hysterical. A little too close to being accurate, though.

  3. madkane says:
    February 19, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    Thanks, JHS!

  4. Lisa says:
    February 21, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Very funny!!

    Here via the carnival of family life.

  5. madkane says:
    February 21, 2007 at 2:54 pm

    Thanks, Lisa!